Orange Is The New Black

Thursday, November 6, 2014


Here is the first (finished) part of Ellie's bedroom makeover a.k.a. "cosmetic fix for tiny, dark, cabin-like bedroom".
I am fairly annoyed with myself because while I was messing with my camera I accidentally deleted the before photos that would show you what a banged up bit of cheap inexpensive kid furniture this started out as. Also you would appreciate all the stickers I had to get off it. But, no use crying over spilt milk paint (ha! I'm funny, right?). First, more pictures, and stick with me to the end for the how to, my review of General Finishes Milk Paint, and what I would do differently if I were doing this project again, 'cause there's no sense in you making the same mistakes I did!


Ellie and I decoupaged this great blue fabric on the inside of the drawers. I love how it adds a hidden bit of sophistication for her to grow into. 
 Initially I planned to spray paint the hardware black or gold, but after I was done painting the dresser it felt like the original finish worked, and it's a nod to the original princess style 1970's furniture-here's a photo from the internet-Ellie's was basically exactly like this only more beat up. It looks like they could be from the same set.

Love the scroll-y feet with the persimmon paint.
Am I using the word "love" too much? This color just makes me so happy. I'm thrilled Ellie chose it, I feel a smile tugging at my mouth everytime I look at it.

Okay, let's get to the nitty gritty of how this cutie went down. I can't write "nitty gritty" without hearing Nacho Libre in my head. It's okay, I like him there. Ahhh, Focus! First a quick rundown of the paint process.

  1. Remove hardware and clean with simple green.
  2. Prime with oil based primer.
  3. Sand with 120 grit sandpaper and wipe with paper towels.
  4. Three coats of paint with a really light sand in between each coat.
  5. Decoupage drawers with fabric
  6. Wash and replace hardware.
  7. Admire work!

This was the first time I've used General Finishes Milk Paint and I super like it. Like a lot a lot. I am recommending it to you with vigor. I have no idea why it's called Milk Paint though because it comes mixed in a can and it doesn't chip at all, it also dries with a bit of a sheen that isn't present in regular milk paint unless you seal it with something sheeny. It isn't like chalk paint either. The closest I can think of is maybe latex trim paint in semi-gloss?



Anyway, I am in love with the color choices and it goes on beautifully and dries quickly. It has almost no odor too. I think the reason I like it so much is because no matter how much I love the look of Miss Mustard Seed Milk Paints or Annie Sloan Chalk Paints (and I really do), I always wish they were a little bit shinier and this paint is!



Now, what would I change? First, I drove way way too far to get this piece off of Craigslist. And when I got there I saw that the piece was in really bad shape and not particularly well made. I should have negotiated the price down from the hefty $30 I paid, or maybe even not bought it and waited for something better. I think that driving so far made me feel like I had to get something, so in the future I'm going to narrow my driving parameters. Even though I love how this came out, I wouldn't spend the time and money for supplies again unless it was free or something I already had. 



But since I do have it, let's look and smile one more time (you can see it in her finished room here.)

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Crazy Stalker Grandma Wannabe

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

At my church I have the best job EVER! It's taking care of the nursery age children for two hours so their parents can go to Sunday school and other meetings. Regular adults have to go to class and listen to lessons and sit still and pay attention...but as Nursery Leader Extraordinaire, I get hugs and to play with blocks and eat string cheese and sing "The Wheels on the Bus." I want to say, "suckers!" here, but that would probably be inappropriate? Also, I won't get to keep this job forever. 

So, my heart is just truly in love with each and every one of those littles. Hanging out with them is one of the highlights of my week and it just makes me think about how much I WANT TO BE A GRANDMA! 

Yep, I went there. 

I just do, okay? I can't help it. I know Maddie and Kenny are waiting for awhile, and I really am not pressuring them. They can take as long as they want and I support them. I do! I can't help it that I love babies, God made me this way.

Anyway, in an effort to fill the black hole in my life left by my sweet nephews living across the country and my sweet grandchildren waiting in Heaven to be born, I recently  asked the mom of one of my sweet little nursery girls if I could ever tag along on one of their excursions and help her out since she has a new baby.

And she said I could go to the pumpkin farm with them! We went last week. Here's a photo of Cheeks; her mom gave permission for me to post these photos but asked that I not use her real name. It's fine, she is Cheeks and I shall call her Cheeks.

 
Couldn't you just die from her cuteness?
Here I am with my stalker grandma wannabe heart full of hugging happiness.
Cheeks is about the sweetest little girl you're ever going to meet and I am very lucky to be her friend. I like her mom too :-)

The pumpkin farm had these plastic pools full of millions of lima beans to swim in. It was so enticing I even got in for awhile. We made Cheek Bean Soup.
There is a final photo of me jumping about like a crazy person on an adult size hippity hop horse trying to entice cheeks to come hop with me, but I am exercising discretion and keeping it off of the internet in the interest of not embarrassing the people I love anymore than I already do.

Annnnnd, on a completely unrelated note, my dresser makeover was featured on West Furniture Revival. Yay me!  


Ellie's Bedroom Makeover Plans for Glory

Monday, November 3, 2014

Ellie has been begging me to redecorate her room forever, but since the biggest thing her room needs is paint, and we only bought Springbrook Ranch two years ago allowing us to paint, she has had to wait in line behind a couple other projects.

I've also been struggling to figure out exactly what to do in her little room. It is super tiny with a really low ceiling, like so low I can touch it. Ideally we'd like to gut the whole downstairs, lower the floors and re-do everything...but it is certainly not the most important thing on our list. It will be a long time before we do that. I thought maybe I'd just leave everything how it is until we can demolish and rebuild, but if I do that Ellie may move out before we fix up her room.

Also, I WANT PRETTY. Enter project "cosmetic fix for tiny, dark, cabin-like bedroom." I've been looking at tons of teen girl rooms online and reading up on organizing small spaces and how to deal with low ceilings and I've finally put together a plan. Wanna see?

Of course you do!

Here's a look at her room when I'm standing in her doorway.
And here is the requisite digital mock up of my elaborate plans.

1. Paint the walls white. Ellie wants blue but she isn't into a pale blue; she wants serious electric blue which will make the room seem even more closed in. We've agreed to compromise and paint the walls white and get some punchy accessories.

Here is my inspiration picture for white wood paneled walls-and as a bonus, we have that bed in our guest room.
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2.I need to apply the first rule of curtain hanging and move the curtain rods right up to the edge of the ceiling. Ellie can't sleep unless it's super dark so I'm going to hang some simple blackout curtains and then sew up some fun curtains in a bright vertical to go over them.

3. Those white lines between the windows are my artistic version of simple shelves to hold the ever growing stuffed animal hoard.
Her bed right now is an awesome white trundle but as far as twin beds go it takes up a lot of room physically and visually. 
4. We plan to replace it with a metal framed  bed. I'm digging this one right now but we're looking at daybed options too.
Modern Twin Metal Bed Frame

Across from her bed is her desk, which I cleaned up for the photoshoot, but is generally covered in clothes and nail polishes and superfluous papers and what I'm saying is she absolutely cannot use it for the purpose of homework because the top is buried under a foot of tween girl effects.
So the plan is to ditch the desk and put a TV there with her Wii hooked up to it so she can play with her friends. Don't worry, we won't have cable installed or anything.

You can also see in this photo that the wood  floors are in rough shape. I considered refinishing them but am probably just going to paint the whole floor in a grey blue or something.

We're also replacing her white IKEA dresser with one I picked up from Craigslist and plan to paint. I'm super excited because Ellie already picked out the paint for it and she chose this beautiful persimmon color. All by herself she picked it because she said it would look good with her blue bedding! Yes, my heart is swelling with design pride. Blue is her main color love and I was sure I'd be painting that dresser blue. Here is a picture of a random persimmon dresser just so you can get excited with me.
punch of persimmon
Glorious, no?

And finally, we'll hang some framed comic books 'cause comics is what she likes.
Like this, only six of them, hung closer together, probably with black frames and, of course, with Batgirl and Wonder Woman comics.
Cheap wall decor. You can get frames at the dollar store and old comic books at VStock or Slackers 
Awesome, right? I can't wait!

(you can see the finished room here.)

Pottery Barn Trundle Bed

Wednesday, October 29, 2014


This is the pottery barn trundle bed that is in Ellie's room. I'm looking to sell it because Ellie is getting a room makeover...yes, we are finally going to paint those wood paneled walls folks! 

I'm listing it on Craigslist tonight but I thought I'd mention it here too in case any of my local friends are interested. It's in pretty good shape but does have a little wear. 
Pottery Barn doesn't make this exact model anymore, the most similar trundle I could find on their website retails for around $900. I'm asking $400 for ours and you can take the mattress in the trundle for free if you'd like. It is stain free and has only been slept on a few dozen times when a friend sleeps over. We are keeping the top mattress.

Also, I'm kind of a fan of painting furniture and if you'd like me to patch, sand, prime, paint and seal this lovely dream machine in the color of your choice (I'm thinking persimmon would be fabulous) I'd do it for $600 total and you'd have a super well built piece of custom furniture.

Please pass this on if you know of anyone who might be interested.

Slow Cooker Scallop Potatos

Monday, October 27, 2014

I feel like my life doesn't have as many creamy potato casserole type moments as it did when  I was a young girl blissfully ignorant of fat, calories, and the dreaded cholesterol.  And it is sad, sad because I really do love a rich, creamy, delicious scalloped potato with all my heart and stomach. So when Jonathan said he wanted creamy, cheesy potatoes with his birthday dinner I decided I was going to do those tots up right! Like, if I only get to eat them once or twice a year then by golly they are going to be WORTH it!

Also we would be at church before dinner at my Mom's house so I wanted to make them in the crockpot so they'd be ready take over there as soon as we got home.

After many minutes spent looking at pinterest for the perfect recipe and being disappointed, I realized it was up to me to create the ultimate dish...one that was creamy, but not bland...and I didn't want to dump cream of anything soup in it either.

So here friends is what I came up with. It is a mash up of a few recipes I read that sounded promising, along with my own tweaks seeing as I know best when it comes to fattening potatoes. They were a hit at the birthday dinner if I do say so myself. Do as I say and you will be happy when YOU get home from church next week!


Slow Cooker Scallop Potatoes

8 russet potatoes peeled and sliced
1 onion thinly sliced
3 cloves of garlic minced
1 and 1/2 blocks of cream cheese cubed
3/4 cups milk
truffle salt and black pepper
rosemary

First I mixed the onion and garlic in a bowl. This is what onions and garlic look like together. They look happy.
Next I sliced up the potatoes like so. Hi potatoes. I'm sorry we don't get to enjoy you more often.
Then I started making layers in the crockpot. First a layer of potatoes, then sprinkle with a pinch of truffle salt, a twist or two of black pepper, and a smidge of rosemary.
Certainly I am showing off when I say that my Sel a la Truffe was a gift my daughter brought back to me from her stay in France, but you are in luck because they also sell it at World Market and Williams Sonoma. It is good on EVERY VEGETABLE. Seriously. 

Okay back to layering, so potatoes, spices, then a layer of the onion and garlic mix. And finally, some of the cream cheese cubes you made. Here is what my first layer looked like.
I fit about two more layers in and then poured the milk over the top. Cover the entire confection and cook on high for 4 hours. Enjoy the smell of garlic potatoes! Take it all in.

After four hours I stirred the whole thing gently to distribute the cream cheesiness over all the tots, put the lid back and cooked it for another 1/2 hour.

And that is all. We were so busy eating I forgot to take a beauty shot of the goodness when it was all done...but here is a plate with the little bit of leftovers so you can see how it looks.
 It was yum. I hope you like it.

Inspired by Grandmothers

Friday, October 24, 2014

Both of my grandmothers crocheted. And both of them spent time teaching me how to do it. Or trying to teach me. I recall being fairly short tempered with my mistakes and shedding tears when I couldn't get it right. Being a lefty can be hard! But I still have such fun, happy memories from both of their homes. 

My Grammy in Blissfield, Michigan did fancy, lace like pieces. One year she gave us Christmas ornaments that were crocheted snowflakes. Basically I kept asking for more every year after that until she got fed up and told me I couldn't have anymore. But I still have a TON! And they are the frosting on my Christmas tree. 

My Gram in Escondido liked to crochet afghans. They are so sweet and old fashioned; I love the ones I still have from her. 
Lately I've taken to crocheting these funny doilies when I watch television. They don't have any pattern, I just make something up as I go along. I don't know what I'll do with them; but making them makes me feel connected to my past and to the thread of womanly arts practiced by the women in my family.


Which, you know, I love me some womanly arts. Let's change that to homemaking arts, mmm-kay?
I'm linking up at The Shabby Nest! and Live Laugh Rowe and My Fabuless Life

Good Halloween Mom

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Don't you love the one throwing up guts down on the bottom?
Last night we had a Halloween party that was born out of guilt. Awhile ago Ellie brought up that we hadn't carved pumpkins at Halloween in like, two years. I feel like I should get a bye for last year because we did have a bunch of kids over to go trick-or-treating, but Ellie says no.

The year before that I put off buying pumpkins until the day before Halloween and can you believe it, they were all gone (or moldy)? I know Halloween is super popular now, but I am an old fashioned Christmas girl. I can't get too worked up over Halloween because I am saving myself for the big show.

But this year I decided to make it up to the Squeak by having an actual Pumpkin Carving Party. My friend Lisa helped me.
Lisa and her beautiful girls Alex and Addie
 What I am learning from these photos is that I seriously need to let go of my iphone and use my Sony to take pictures. And I need to learn how to use my Sony.
The lovely Bain family minus Dayna who was busy with churchy duties.
Before.
After. Love both the smiles.
Here comes my crew all working hard.

Jonathan's finished creation!


And that is it. Do I get credit for being a good Halloweenie mom now?

 

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